Weird Shit in San Francisco

The Shelton Theater Annex (447 Minna), SoMa

TODAY 9:00 PM • $12

“30 tiny plays in 60 minutes, order picked at random, 12 bucks. Go.”

Church of 8 Wheels, NOPA

TMRW 6:00 PM • $19

“Roller skating in a deconsecrated church. God is dead, the disco ball is not.”

Eclectic Box SF, Mission

MON 7:00 PM • $10-$40

“Show up, rehearse and perform a ten-minute staged reading with a one-day acting ensemble.”

Mother, Mission

TUE 6:00 PM • Free

“Queer line dancing for total beginners: two dances, some vocab, zero judgment. 21+, first come.”

The Gregangelo Museum, Other

THU 1:00 PM • $75

“Home-cooked lunch, live music and the Forbidden Studios inside SF's weirdest art house.”

Monument, SoMa

FRI 8:00 PM • $28.52

“Trash couture walks the runway in full camp glory. Shame is the raw material. Show at 8.”

447 Minna, SoMa

FRI 9:00 PM • $12

“30 tiny plays in 60 minutes, order picked by the audience yelling numbers. Twelve bucks.”

Church of 8 Wheels, NOPA

NOV 22 6:00 PM • $19

“Roller skating in a deconsecrated church. God is watching you eat it.”

447 Minna St, SoMa

NOV 23 6:30 PM • $55-$80

“25 people, one table, a magician doing impossible things inches away. Sometimes in your hands.”

United Dumplings, Other

NOV 24 5:30 PM • $7-$25

“Seven bucks gets you a mahjong seat and a beer or soda. Never played? Even better.”

Church of 8 Wheels, NOPA

NOV 24 8:00 PM • $24

“Roller disco inside an actual deconsecrated church. Confess later.”

OASIS, SoMa

NOV 25 7:00 PM • $57

“Four drag legends, two Golden Girls Christmas parody episodes. Hold on to your cheesecake.”

Power Exchange, Tenderloin

NOV 25 9:00 PM • $23

“Thanksgiving Eve at SF's last great sex club. Do not tell your aunt.”

Ocean Beach, Richmond

NOV 26 10:30 AM • $33.85

“Silent disco on Ocean Beach Thanksgiving morning. Headphones on, Pacific in front.”

Envelop SF, Other

NOV 27 2:30 PM • $27

“Brat, start to finish, on 32 speakers at 2:30 in the afternoon. Dancing is the whole point.”

447 Minna St, SoMa

NOV 27 9:00 PM • $12

“30 tiny plays in 60 minutes, order picked by yelling. Chaos, but scheduled.”