Shit worth leaving your apartment for in San Francisco this week

Folsom Street (8th to 13th), SoMa

TODAY 11:00 AM • See Website

“400,000 people in leather, latex, or nothing, on a closed street at noon.”

Great American Music Hall, Tenderloin

TODAY 8:00 PM • See Website

“Japanese noise-punk at 900 mph. Bring earplugs, lose them anyway.”

Bottom of the Hill, Other

TMRW 8:00 PM • $20

“Semi-Charmed Life stripped to one guitar in a 300-cap punk bar. Doo doo doo indeed.”

DNA Lounge, SoMa

TMRW 9:30 PM • $5-8

“The oldest goth night in America. Five bucks and your blackest shirt.”

The Function, Other

TUE 7:30 PM • FREE w/ RSVP

“Free comedy in Hayes Valley. Two-drink minimum, zero-dollar cover.”

Great American Music Hall, Tenderloin

TUE 8:00 PM • See Website

“Blown-out ambient pop for people who cry at the Tenderloin bus stop.”

Roxie Theater, Mission

WED 6:00 PM • See Website

“Lesbian spy academy camp classic. The Roxie knows exactly what you need.”

The Chapel, Mission

WED 8:00 PM • See Website

“90s space-rock cult heroes, loud as ever. 'Fantastic Planet' brain still intact.”

Cobb's Comedy Club, North Beach

THU 7:30 PM • See Website

“The Stay Hydrated guy does an hour. Extremely online, somehow still funny out loud.”

The Chapel, Mission

THU 8:00 PM • See Website

“Dublin's finest moody indie. Bring your feelings to Valencia St.”

Golden Gate Park (Hellman Hollow), Other

FRI 11:00 AM • FREE

“Three days, six stages, Emmylou Harris, zero dollars. Get there before the meadow fills.”

Gray Area, Mission

FRI 7:00 PM • See Website

“Bleep-techno OG returns to the Mission. Generative art for people who read liner notes.”

The Regency Ballroom, Other

FRI 8:00 PM • See Website

“UK dubstep at the Regency. Your chest cavity is the subwoofer now.”

SFMOMA, SoMa

SAT 10:00 AM • See Website

“BTS's RM turns his art obsession into a whole floor. Floor 7, no dancing.”

The Castro Theatre, Castro

SAT 7:00 PM • See Website

“Black Midi's frontman doing lounge-lizard prog. Deeply unhinged, deeply good.”

Public Works, Mission

SAT 9:00 PM • See Website

“Filthy bass until 2am on Erie Street. Wear shoes you don't love.”

Castro & Market Streets, Castro

SUN 11:00 AM • FREE

“The fair Harvey Milk started in 1974. Hundreds of vendors, several stages, one long block.”

The Chapel, Mission

SUN 8:00 PM • See Website

“Aussie indie boys who'll make you want to road-trip a coast you don't have.”