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Saturday Roller Disco (Adults Only)
TODAY 7:00 PM • $24
“Roller disco in a deconsecrated church. Four hours. Zero irony.”
5 things worth your time at Church of 8 Wheels over the next two weeks.
TODAY 7:00 PM • $24
“Roller disco in a deconsecrated church. Four hours. Zero irony.”
TMRW 6:00 PM • $19
“Roller skating in a deconsecrated church. God is dead, the disco ball is not.”
NOV 22 6:00 PM • $19
“Roller skating in a deconsecrated church. God is watching you eat it.”
NOV 24 8:00 PM • $24
“Roller disco inside an actual deconsecrated church. Confess later.”
NOV 28 7:00 PM • $24
“Adults-only roller disco in a deconsecrated church. Fall down, get helped up by a stranger, repeat.”
Updated November 14, 2026